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U.S.-Mexico Border Disguised As Ukrainian Border So Democrats Will Defend It
EL PASO, TX—In a last-ditch effort to get Democrats to start caring about border security, the Texas government has disguised their southern border as the border between Ukraine and Russia.
"Oh please, won't someone please help us?" said Texas Governor Greg Abbot while hoisting blue and yellow flags all along the border fence. "Putin's forces have encircled us from the south and are entering our country uninhibited!"
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Biden administration eases immigration status for Ukrainians amid Russian conflict
"In these extraordinary times, we will continue to offer our support and protection to Ukrainian nationals in the United States," Mayorkas said.

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U.S.-Mexico Border Disguised As Ukrainian Border So Democrats Will Defend It
EL PASO, TX—In a last-ditch effort to get Democrats to start caring about border security, the Texas government has disguised their southern border as the border between Ukraine and Russia.
"Oh please, won't someone please help us?" said Texas Governor Greg Abbot while hoisting blue and yellow flags all along the border fence. "Putin's forces have encircled us from the south and are entering our country uninhibited!"
И второе
Biden administration eases immigration status for Ukrainians amid Russian conflict
"In these extraordinary times, we will continue to offer our support and protection to Ukrainian nationals in the United States," Mayorkas said.

Правда наполовину, хехе