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Jan. 18th, 2023 06:01 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
volcharaHere's the most up-to-date list of everything that's causing everyone to suddenly die:
Climate change: Starting with the most obvious here.
Standing up too quickly: You have to stand up slower!
Standing up too slowly: You have to stand up faster!
Excitement from watching She-Hulk: Try pausing the show and slowly breathing into a paper bag to calm back down.
Crushing grief about how tough things have been for Harry and Meghan lately: They've just been through so much. All they want is some privacy!
Not enough bugs in your diet: You must eat ze bugs!
Saying "love you" out of habit at the end of a phone call with your coworker: A moment of silence for these poor souls.
Being misgendered: Millions die this way every day.
Trying to hold it for the entire duration of Avatar 2: Bladder explosion has been linked to heart explosion.
You're a Victorian-era damsel and a mouse scurries out in front of you: You're going to want to keep a fainting couch close by to cushion your fall.
Heartbreak after hearing of Dr. Fauci's retirement: You can in fact die of a broken heart.
Accidentally touching the Ark of the Covenant: Experts say this accounts for over half of myocarditis deaths.
Having to use the gas station bathroom: Instant fatality!
Someone dropped your favorite ring into the fires of Mount Doom: Nooooooooooo!
Getting an experimental, untested substance injected into your body multiple times: Nah... couldn't be that.
Well, there you have it, everyone. Watch out for these, and stay safe out there!
https://babylonbee.com/news/15-reasons-completely-unrelated-to-the-vaccine-people-are-dying-suddenly
Climate change: Starting with the most obvious here.
Standing up too quickly: You have to stand up slower!
Standing up too slowly: You have to stand up faster!
Excitement from watching She-Hulk: Try pausing the show and slowly breathing into a paper bag to calm back down.
Crushing grief about how tough things have been for Harry and Meghan lately: They've just been through so much. All they want is some privacy!
Not enough bugs in your diet: You must eat ze bugs!
Saying "love you" out of habit at the end of a phone call with your coworker: A moment of silence for these poor souls.
Being misgendered: Millions die this way every day.
Trying to hold it for the entire duration of Avatar 2: Bladder explosion has been linked to heart explosion.
You're a Victorian-era damsel and a mouse scurries out in front of you: You're going to want to keep a fainting couch close by to cushion your fall.
Heartbreak after hearing of Dr. Fauci's retirement: You can in fact die of a broken heart.
Accidentally touching the Ark of the Covenant: Experts say this accounts for over half of myocarditis deaths.
Having to use the gas station bathroom: Instant fatality!
Someone dropped your favorite ring into the fires of Mount Doom: Nooooooooooo!
Getting an experimental, untested substance injected into your body multiple times: Nah... couldn't be that.
Well, there you have it, everyone. Watch out for these, and stay safe out there!
https://babylonbee.com/news/15-reasons-completely-unrelated-to-the-vaccine-people-are-dying-suddenly
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Date: 2023-01-19 12:57 am (UTC)а что за прикол с подышать в мешок? там что ли порошок интересный?
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Date: 2023-01-19 01:15 am (UTC)Успокаивает обычно.
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Date: 2023-01-19 01:44 am (UTC)мож сразу жгут на жею?
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Date: 2023-01-19 02:01 am (UTC)В него же и запаковать потом можно.
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Date: 2023-01-19 03:43 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2023-01-19 01:19 am (UTC)Очень даже тестированное.
Китайцы, вон, даже на мышах тестировали, и никаких проблем с сердцем не видели как ни старались
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2023/01/breaking-via-alex-berenson-new-chinese-study-shows-four-covid-jabs-produced-near-complete-collapse-immune-system-mice/
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Date: 2023-01-19 01:43 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2023-01-19 02:31 am (UTC)размером примерно в мой мизинец
я так заорала что боялась у соседки (бустернутой 3р) кондратий случился.