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Tally ho lads!
Что вы думаете? А то у меня все еще карабина нет.
https://www.ammunitiondepot.com/smith-wesson-mp15-22-sport-optics-promo-kit-semi-auto-22-lr-16-5-25-1-black.html
Выглядит как "страшное штурмовое ружье" ака "scaring assault rifle", ну а что еще нужно от карабина? А что 22, так оно мне на рэнж, а не на баррикады
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended
Four ruffians break into my house
"What the devil??" as I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle
Blow a golf ball sized hole in the first man, he's dead on the spot
Draw my pistol on the second man. Misses him entirely because it's a smooth bore and nails the neighbor's dog
Have to resort to the cannon at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot
"Tally ho lads!"...the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms
Fix my bayonet and charge the last rapscallion
Man bleeds out waiting for police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up
Just as the founding fathers intended
https://www.ammunitiondepot.com/smith-wesson-mp15-22-sport-optics-promo-kit-semi-auto-22-lr-16-5-25-1-black.html
Выглядит как "страшное штурмовое ружье" ака "scaring assault rifle", ну а что еще нужно от карабина? А что 22, так оно мне на рэнж, а не на баррикады
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended
Four ruffians break into my house
"What the devil??" as I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle
Blow a golf ball sized hole in the first man, he's dead on the spot
Draw my pistol on the second man. Misses him entirely because it's a smooth bore and nails the neighbor's dog
Have to resort to the cannon at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot
"Tally ho lads!"...the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms
Fix my bayonet and charge the last rapscallion
Man bleeds out waiting for police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up
Just as the founding fathers intended
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